December 2010
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Option A: Let the 9x13 pan you just pulled out of a 400 degree oven crash to the floor - likely shattering the glass and slaughtering the baked goods you spent 3 hours preparing. Option B: Automatically grab the dish mid-air, gasp at how intensely hot a 400 degree pan is, chuck it on the table, and smile through the pain with the knowledge that you just saved Christmas. Cold water and aloe exist...
Dec 22nd
“There is a way to touch another person that tells them “all of you is good, none...”
– - Years You make me feel this.
Dec 9th
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If all else fails, live by these three rules:
(1) Never trust a woman who shags married men. (2) Never make a deal with a guy who wears a white belt. (3) Never try to be “friends” when the affair is over. Agreed.
Dec 2nd
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